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The Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse
October 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, projectile-vomiting propensity, or knee or bowel disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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