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The Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse attraction, trickily considered to be the finest uproarious attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse
July 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby princess interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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