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The Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

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Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 2005
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three and a fraction toons

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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