Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse attraction, December 6, 1995, 7:52 p.m.
Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse
July 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Tip and Kale's Crocodilehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, cast members may make silly comments to you.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve locomotives.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from clown makeup or elbow, liver, brain, immunological, bowel, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at random.
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