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The Tip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Tip and Kale's Bushhouse
October 10, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Tip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something calmer.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of high speed, inappropriate chattiness, or hip, spinal, cardiac, or immunological complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from November 30 until perhaps December 17.
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