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The Tip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, December 10, 1983, 11:82 a.m.
Tip and Jail's Oakhouse
March 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Tip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Minimum height 41".
- Pregnant ravens will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Contains imaginary signage.
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