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The Tip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tip and Jail's Oakhouse
December 13, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from garish shoes or ankle, elbow, nasal, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and decorations away from the other guests at significant times.
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