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Tip and Hale's Treenut, a favorite show of Ralph
Tip and Hale's Treenut
August 29, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Tip and Hale's Treenut is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this show first thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this show.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from clothing, chin, or wrist complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Just outside this show can be found the exclusive members-only Chez 69 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where alcohol is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the secondary queue.
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