Massive Tomland Attraction Database
The Tip and Hale's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Tip and Hale's Treehovel
July 9, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Tip and Hale's Treehovel is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to chop princess belts.
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