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Above: Syndrome's bartender-burning photo of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse
Tip and Hale's Smokehouse
July 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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