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The Tip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, positively considered to be the only simple attraction at Disneyland

The Tip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, positively considered to be the only simple attraction at Disneyland

Tip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 1980
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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