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Suzanna's trenchcoat-plumping photo of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse

Suzanna's trenchcoat-plumping photo of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse

Tip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 2013
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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