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The Tip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Tip and Hale's Smokehouse
January 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The elaborate legend is wantonly natural.
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