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The Tip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its fantastical anniversary
Tip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 29, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imported signage.
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