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A corporate view of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in children

A corporate view of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in children

Tip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 1984
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Designed by: First-time millionaires

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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