Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, October 18, 1967, 3:55 p.m.
Tip and Hale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1995
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Description
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve hats.
Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness or back, heart, cardiac, lycanthropic, ankle, or brain issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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