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The Tip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, neatly dusting in the evening sunlight

The Tip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, neatly dusting in the evening sunlight

Tip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 2009
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Designed for: Retirees

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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