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Image: The Tip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
Tip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Ten jollies (by Benny the Cab)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you find creeping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
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