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A low view of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in power
Tip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
- Contains exploding signage.
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