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A low view of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in power

A low view of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in power

Tip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1970
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Nine thumbs down

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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