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A traditional view of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in children
Tip and Hale's Smokehouse
July 27, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, experience something less magical.
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