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The Tip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, cunningly surfing in the evening sunlight
Tip and Hale's Smokehouse
April 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Tip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to keep your children and glasses (in that order) within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Tip and Hale's Smokehouse separate but equal experience.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Speakeasy 77 hideaway -- the only place in backstage where liquor is mandatory.
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