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The Tip and Hale's Planthouse attraction during construction
Tip and Hale's Planthouse
June 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seven smiles (by "Savage Crib" newsletter)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Tip and Hale's Planthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may melt.
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