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The Tip and Hale's Mouthhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Tip and Hale's Mouthhouse
February 3, 1961
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Tip and Hale's Mouthhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Figment autograph garden.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young children.
- Make sure to keep your hats and legs away from the attraction at all times.
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