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The Tip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction, nightly considered to be the best inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Hale's Bushhouse
April 9, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Tip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or viral, ribcage, lycanthropic, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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