Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Tip and Gale's Treenut dark ride, wildly considered to be the worst minor dark ride at Dandy Lines
Tip and Gale's Treenut
September 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Tip and Gale's Treenut is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may pick on you.
- Pregnant pioneers won't want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chest, intestinal, hair, lung, or social disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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