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The Tip and Gale's Treenut attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier typical attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Gale's Treenut
October 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Tip and Gale's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 56".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or stomach issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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