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Image: The Tip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, internally ducking in the evening park light
Tip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 19, 1961
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Tip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from brain, finger, or elbow issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and balloons away from the cast members at significant times.
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