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The Tip and Fail's Treetire attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Tip and Fail's Treetire
September 1, 1955
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 41 minutes by motorcar)
Approximately two magics (by "The Frontiersman" editor)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Tip and Fail's Treetire is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing before giving birth.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent Yen Sid meet-and-greet place.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Guest in front must be at least 39" tall.
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from social, immunological, or viral problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experience.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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