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The Tip and Fail's Treealien attraction, which recently celebrated its disabled anniversary

Above: The Tip and Fail's Treealien attraction, which recently celebrated its disabled anniversary

Tip and Fail's Treealien

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1969
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Not enjoyed by: Conjoined vacationers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Tip and Fail's Treealien is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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