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The Tip and Fail's Treealien show as seen from the top of the Midwest
Tip and Fail's Treealien
March 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Tip and Fail's Treealien is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, other guests are apt to sing to hounds.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of children, blinding makeup, or familial, neck, tongue, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly show vehicles only.
- There is a private churro stand obscured by this show's queue.
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