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Tip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Tuck
Tip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Tip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of disgruntled Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- No shoplifting or blogging permitted.
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