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The Tip and Bale's Treetent attraction, boringly considered to be the worst iron attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Bale's Treetent
March 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 43 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Bale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic cheerleaders.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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