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Minnie Mouse's computer-pushing photo of Tip and Bale's Treenest
Tip and Bale's Treenest
November 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter dollars
Nobody really knows what the point of Tip and Bale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while trying to find this attraction.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown shoes or fingernail or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed specticles.
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