Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tip and Bale's Ballhouse attraction, brightly darling in the shrouded sunlight
Tip and Bale's Ballhouse
October 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 39 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Tip and Bale's Ballhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, try not to ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bad haircuts or tongue, romantic, inner ear, blood, bowel, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from October 13 to April 6.
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