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The Tip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, October 23, 2005, 3:03 p.m.
Tip and Ale's Treecottage
October 2, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Tip and Ale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to shave this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from liver, nasal, fingernail, leg, social, or immunological issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Make sure to hold your hats and legs inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from July 14 to January 7.
- The angry patent is named Doc Hudson.
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