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Matt Ouimet's bead-annoying photo of Tip and Ale's Smokehouse
Tip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that requires more clothing.
- Minimum height 42".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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