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The Tip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Tip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 30, 1963
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Tip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, emotional baggage, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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