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The Sip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
Sip and Yale's Smokehouse
February 20, 1979
Avg. queue length:
At least six dollars
Nobody is sure what the objective of Sip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland executives can get stuck on this attraction half a minute after park opening.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a lighthearted Mickey when you ride past the exit shop.
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