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Sip and Yale's Smokehouse, a favorite experience of Arthur
Sip and Yale's Smokehouse
July 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Sip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly excitable children will want to queue for this experience multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- Yawning may occur.
- Experience is closed for repainting from February 19 until perhaps March 18.
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