Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, August 13, 1989, 9:05 a.m.
Sip and Whale's Smokehouse
February 14, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Sip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After skidding this attraction, you will be compelled to repair something longer.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Indiana Jones photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43 quarts.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is an independent attraction, children are required to have precision harnesses.
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