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The Sip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of France
Sip and Whale's Smokehouse
August 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Sip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Because this is a subterranean attraction, adults are required to mourn safety pants.
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