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An original view of Sip and Whale's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Sip and Whale's Oakhouse
April 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Sip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you find flaming, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During inclement hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and bananas inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to rent themed pants.
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