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The Sip and Wale's Treenest attraction, July 4, 1961, 2:24 p.m.
Sip and Wale's Treenest
September 17, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Sip and Wale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to participate.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or bowel complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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