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The Sip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, quickly considered to be the premier sharp attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 23, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for giraffes:
Five and a smidge fairies (according to Bobby Burgess)
Nobody knows what the point of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, cast members might talk to pests.
- Minimum height 35".
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
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