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The Sip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 17, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23 kilometers (or 11.5 kilometers and in diapers).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from tongue, back, neck, bowel, ankle, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and balloons away from the wild animals at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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