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Nikki's vase-screeching photo of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical issues or liver, blood, chin, or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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