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The Sip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only public attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and step.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too startling for very young adults.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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