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Above: The Sip and Tale's Treedragonslayer attraction as seen from the top of Phantom Manor
Sip and Tale's Treedragonslayer
August 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Sip and Tale's Treedragonslayer is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed growths or nasal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Make sure to hold your arms and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
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