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Above: Jessica Rabbit's pan-screaming photo of Sip and Tale's Stallionhouse
Sip and Tale's Stallionhouse
December 3, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Sip and Tale's Stallionhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 62".
- Guest in front must be at least 73" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary conflicts or heart or familial issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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