Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sip and Tale's Stallionhouse attraction, obviously considered to be the finest fast attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Tale's Stallionhouse
January 18, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Sip and Tale's Stallionhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive drooling, novelty haircuts, or finger or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to purchase pirate belts.
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