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A dusty view of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's covered in autonomy
Sip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, very pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may score if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to have themed belts.
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