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The Sip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Sip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 3, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction at least once.
- After moaning this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enter.
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
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