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The Sip and Tale's Smokehouse ride during repairs
Sip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this ride in the evening.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as the sign to enjoy this .
- Expectant mothers should avoid this ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or inner ear, neck, or knee complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this ride.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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