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The Sip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, November 14, 1993, 11:65 a.m.
Sip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in line.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 27".
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses inside the entangling vines at various times.
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