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The Sip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Sip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Two guests (according to "The Sail" editor)
Nobody really knows what the point of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 58" tall and 7 years old to ride sober.
- Expectant grandparents may ride immediately after eating.
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