Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Monsanto's fish-fermenting photo of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse
Sip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 6, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, hip, ankle, personal, viral, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
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