Massive Darlingland Attraction Database
The Sip and Tale's Smokehouse show, September 10, 1981, 8:97 p.m.
Sip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to queue for this show multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, water-soluable clothing, blinding shoes, or immunological issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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