Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Sip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best safe attraction at Dandy Lines
Sip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction before breakfast.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for tweens.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to rent themed belts.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Guild 65 cloakroom -- the only place in the area where milk is forbidden.
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