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The Sip and Tale's Smokehouse show, September 10, 1981, 8:97 p.m.

The Sip and Tale's Smokehouse show, September 10, 1981, 8:97 p.m.

Sip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: August 27, 2001
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Sip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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