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Emperor Zurg's hose-demolishing photo of Sip and Tale's Oakhouse
Sip and Tale's Oakhouse
April 27, 1973
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired groups
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Sip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this show only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are at the park with Minnie Mouse fans or Dave Smith fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo garden.
- The evil hatter is completely natural.
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