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The Sip and Tail's Treecottage attraction at night
Sip and Tail's Treecottage
December 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're sleek)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Sip and Tail's Treecottage is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable character interaction garden.
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