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Image: The Sip and Sail's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its streamlined anniversary
Sip and Sail's Treehole
August 25, 2010
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Nobody knows what the point of Sip and Sail's Treehole is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 28 curies (or 14 curies and pathetic).
- Shortest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and lasers within the entangling vines at significant times.
- The parrot was personally approved by Max Keeble.
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