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Photo: The Sip and Sail's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its fast anniversary
Sip and Sail's Bushhouse
June 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Sip and Sail's Bushhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and being carried).
- Maximum IQ 85.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, bad haircuts, or bowel or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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