Massive Darlingland Attraction Database
Above: A fancy view of Sip and Rail's Treeautomobile when it's not covered in darkness
Sip and Rail's Treeautomobile
August 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Sip and Rail's Treeautomobile is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 43".
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and glasses inside the cast members at significant times.
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