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The Sip and Rail's Treeautomobile ride as seen from the top of Playland
Sip and Rail's Treeautomobile
December 15, 1973
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Sip and Rail's Treeautomobile is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this ride, your kids will want to go on something softer.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction location.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Ride is closed for emergency repairs from March 3 until about August 31.
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