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Photo: The Sip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
Sip and Rail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1980
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Nine happy faces
Description
Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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