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The Sip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Sip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Sip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 2000
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Sip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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