Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Sip and Rail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Tigger
Sip and Rail's Planthouse
July 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Rail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, distracting phobias, or personal, stomach, skin, social, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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