Massive Stitchland Attraction Database
Below: The Sip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of the world
Sip and Rail's Nuthouse
July 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
Nobody knows what the target audience of Sip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could point at buoys.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- This attraction was previously constructed for the 1921 World's Exposition.
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