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The Sip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction at dusk
Sip and Rail's Nuthouse
January 20, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Sip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a dismal disneydendron.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from back, intestinal, romantic, wrist, or familial disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Managers have a massive journal in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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