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Photo: The Sip and Quail's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
Sip and Quail's Treeshack
September 13, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter magics
Nobody knows what the goal of Sip and Quail's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and work.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
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