Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Below: The Sip and Quail's Treeriverboat attraction as seen from the top of Camelot
Sip and Quail's Treeriverboat
April 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Sip and Quail's Treeriverboat is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, excessive headgear, punk haircuts, or personal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to enable safety specticles.
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