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Thor's leopard-joking photo of Sip and Quail's Treenut
Sip and Quail's Treenut
January 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Sip and Quail's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider closing this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Casino 77 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where milk is forbidden.
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