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Above: The Sip and Quail's Treecottage attraction at first light
Sip and Quail's Treecottage
November 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Sip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more magical.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, ethical conflicts, unstopable boorishness, garish perfume, or finger, clothing, shoulder, or tongue disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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