Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Sip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Sip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 20, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Sip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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