Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, privately plundering in the afternoon sunlight
Sip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to find something that doesn't involve hoses.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 22" tall and 13 years old to ride with a child.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or blood or ankle complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During a 1972 reworking, new art was "plussed" in the attic display.
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