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Above: The Sip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Sip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Sip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of animatronic vampires.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In 1993, this attraction was rethemed to add additional characters that could be seen as too frightening for scaredy cats.
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