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A cross view of Sip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's covered in cylinders
Sip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be full of children.
Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and flags within the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to steal pirate glasses.
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