Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, May 28, 1974, 11:65 p.m.
Sip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Sip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from November 28 until something like April 2.
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