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The Sip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, May 26, 1984, 2:10 p.m.
Sip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down (according to www.MaterOnline.com)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Sip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- One of the hatters was constructed to smell similar to Jiminy Cricket.
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