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Above: The Sip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Sip and Quail's Oakhouse
April 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Sip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for consumers.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special waivers.
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