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Above: The Sip and Quail's Oakhouse adventure, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary
Sip and Quail's Oakhouse
February 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge fairies
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Sip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, felony convictions, or personal, inner ear, tongue, intestinal, or chin disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This adventure exits into a shop.
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