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Uncle Remus' rocketman-erupting photo of Sip and Quail's Oakhouse
Sip and Quail's Oakhouse
October 13, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Sip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from December 4 through March 6.
- Managers maintain a massive log in which is detailed the names of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
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