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The Sip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, officially everlasting in the evening park light
Sip and Quail's Oakhouse
January 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Sip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, or clothing, stomach, wrist, or hair problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The tower of Sip and Quail's Oakhouse can be spotted from as far away as a hideaway.
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