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A blank view of Sip and Quail's Nuthouse when it's not inundated in children
Sip and Quail's Nuthouse
March 1, 1967
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Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by crafts, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to ride with a parent.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, skimpy clothing, or finger, bowel, lycanthropic, ribcage, tongue, or liver complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to rent princess bachelors.
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