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The Sip and Nail's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
Sip and Nail's Treehut
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1980
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody knows what the point of Sip and Nail's Treehut is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or lung, lycanthropic, or knee problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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