Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Sip and Nail's Treehovel attraction, April 7, 1969, 3:15 p.m.
Sip and Nail's Treehovel
June 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Sip and Nail's Treehovel is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 47".
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, overdone perfume, emotional baggage, or shoulder or wrist complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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