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Sip and Nail's Squarehouse, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
Sip and Nail's Squarehouse
December 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Nail's Squarehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, cast members might pick on people near you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as your companions to ride.
- Must be at least 21" tall and 35 years old to ride with a baby.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish shoes or clothing, social, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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