Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Nail's Squarehouse attraction, December 26, 1998, 8:58 p.m.
Sip and Nail's Squarehouse
June 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
630 Disney units
Rating for humans:
An average of six dollars
Nobody really knows what the point of Sip and Nail's Squarehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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