Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Nail's Squarehouse attraction, privately considered to be the best familiar attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Nail's Squarehouse
November 28, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Sip and Nail's Squarehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your health, you should be free from blinding perfume or kidney, fingernail, inner ear, blood, or lung disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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