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Above: Sip and Nail's Squarehouse, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Sip and Nail's Squarehouse
February 23, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Sip and Nail's Squarehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inner ear, intestinal, cardiac, or stomach complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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