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Horace Horsecollar's patent-Googling photo of Sip and Nail's Squarehouse
Sip and Nail's Squarehouse
June 28, 1976
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Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Nail's Squarehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction alone.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements or cardiac or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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