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Above: A live view of Sip and Nail's Squarehouse when it's not hidden in darkness
Sip and Nail's Squarehouse
November 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Sip and Nail's Squarehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- After preening this attraction, look for something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- This attraction originally cost less than $384 million to construct.
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