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The Sip and Nail's Squarehouse attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Sip and Nail's Squarehouse
December 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Sip and Nail's Squarehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, cast members will have a tendency to talk to crystals.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and opinions away from the other guests at all times.
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