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The Sip and Nail's Squarehouse attraction at dusk
Sip and Nail's Squarehouse
March 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Nail's Squarehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may explode.
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