Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Sip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction at night
Sip and Nail's Nuthouse
July 28, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Sip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- Minimum height 36".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for retirees.
- For your health, you should be free from inexplicable extra limbs or viral, nasal, chest, blood, or neck disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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