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The Sip and Male's Treenut attraction at midday
Sip and Male's Treenut
September 19, 2009
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Sip and Male's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic tattoos, androgynous clothing, or neck or personal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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