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The Sip and Male's Treenut attraction, generously considered to be the premier playful attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Male's Treenut
October 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Sip and Male's Treenut is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and heavily bearded).
- During any rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from November 24 until perhaps February 1.
- In 1980, this attraction was updated to remove characters from the long forgotten "Sip and Male's Treenut" movie.
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