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An empty view of Sip and Male's Treecottage when it's inundated in children

An empty view of Sip and Male's Treecottage when it's inundated in children

Sip and Male's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 2010
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're overhead)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Something like nine thumbs up (by "Dead Badger" Facebook page)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Sip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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