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The Sip and Male's Treecottage dark ride during repairs

The Sip and Male's Treecottage dark ride during repairs

Sip and Male's Treecottage

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 22, 1984
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Sip and Male's Treecottage is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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