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The Sip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously nearing in the fading park light

The Sip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously nearing in the fading park light

Sip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 1967
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: X teacups

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Sip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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