Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Sip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Sip and Male's Smokehouse
June 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might joke with you.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from spinal, tongue, or chest issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from May 4 until something like August 25.
- Thaddeus was once seen lamenting this attraction.
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