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The Sip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its amazed anniversary
Sip and Male's Smokehouse
October 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the objective of Sip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, other guests might pick on you.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to participate.
- Maximum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young consumers.
- Boredom may occur.
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