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The Sip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at night
Sip and Male's Smokehouse
March 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
Zero and a quarter pixies
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Sip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Fess Parker photo thingy.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or back, personal, neck, heart, ribcage, or brain problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to obtain precision waivers.
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