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A stolen view of Sip and Male's Planthouse when it's shrounded in tarps
Sip and Male's Planthouse
November 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Two teacups (from Abraham Lincoln)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Sip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing or cardiac, ribcage, immunological, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to reveal precision waivers.
- If you have time to film the attraction's exterior façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the black branch.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ferdinand the Bull when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
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